the-minecraft-funnies:

geometricdeathtrap:

I tried to make the creepers scream like Lemongrab. Tried being the operative word.

This is gold

Pretty sure I’d crap myself if my creepers suddenly did this D:

ecmajor:

nevertoomanyspiders:

eriscontrol:

i-am-sigistar:

mlp with dialogue replaced with horse sounds sdfgh i will piss

it’s my fault sig knows about this

adsafdg

oh god XD

Finally, the undubbed version!

youknowyouloveitjaypay:

ticl:

really cool gif Homestuck

CANT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

tojothethief:

Ed is my hero. 

Best character :D

aspidelaps:

s-u-nn-y:

gamergirloracle:

eclecticeelblog:

thelittlekneesofbees:

thenewwomensmovement:

anarcho-queer:

High School Teacher Under Investigation For Saying “Vagina” During Anatomy Lesson

High school science teacher Tim McDaniel is being investigated by Idaho’s professional standards commission because he allegedly used the word “vagina” while teaching a 10th grade biology lesson on reproduction and anatomy.

According to a report from the Times-News, four parents complained to school officials after learning that McDaniel explained the biology of an orgasm and used the word “vagina” during a lesson on human reproduction in his sophomore science class.

A disciplinary letter from the Idaho State Department of Education also accused McDaniels of showing a video clip in class depicting an infection of genital herpes and teaching about different forms of birth control. The letter also alleges that McDaniels told inappropriate jokes in class.

McDaniel also found himself in hot water for asking his students to write a critical response paper on climate change after showing them “An Inconvenient Truth.”

But his students are defending him, arguing in a petition that parents from their conservative community in Dietrich are trying to push a political agenda by getting their biology teacher fired:

“[T]here are a couple people in the community that are trying to get Mr. McDaniel fired for teaching the reproductive system, climate change, and several other science subjects. All these subjects were taught from the book and in good taste. He cares for each of his students and goes the extra mile to help them all. Now is the time for us to help by supporting him!”

For his part, McDaniel is perplexed by the accusations, telling the Times-News: “I teach straight out of the textbook, I don’t include anything that the textbook doesn’t mention. But I give every student the option not attend this class when I teach on the reproductive system if they don’t feel comfortable with the material.”

“This sort of thing makes you worry about what you teach,” he added. “That’s not right.”

There are no words for how ridiculous this is.

Can I go slap all 4 of those parents?

Was hoping this was from The Onion, but it’s real life.

And Americans wonder why the US is so FREAKING far behind in academics than other countries…SERIOUSLY!?!?!

wow seriously

god forbid he says VAGINA in a REPRODUCTIVE anatomy lesson

wooooowww

Good god there are people so fucking ashamed of sex that they are out for blood when someone mentions the polite word for a piece of sexual reproduction anatomy I can’t

Back when I was in 6th grade and we were having Sex Ed round 2, they gave us some homework: Go home and say penis and vagina in the mirror until it didn’t make us laugh or smile, because the things we were going to learn were serious, not juvenile word drops to be laughed at. Then, when we came back in, ALL OF US had to say penis and vagina totally straight faced in front of the whole class.

NOW I AM COMFORTABLE WITH MY BODY AND KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ITS PARTS AND I CAN WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THINGS LIKE GLOBAL WARMING OH WOE I AM SUCH A DEMON WHAT TEACHER BROUGHT THIS UPON ME

I’m not sure how to feel about living in a world where a teacher gets in trouble for teaching what they’re supposed to be teaching rather than what a parent would prefer their kids learn about (or rather have the teacher avoid things the parents don’t want their kids to learn about.) I don’t know if it’s just protecting their precious angels, or controlling their kids via their education so they think the way their parents want to think but it’s really ridiculous. Especially when it comes to science that may just challenge religious beliefs, even though the scientific facts involved have jack shit to do with what the Bible says (or sometimes actually coincide with what the Bible says but oh god it’s science so it’s evil!)

budgiebin:

imjustateenagephangirlbaby:

“just a little something i scribbled on paint lol its soo bad!11!”

EXCEPT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID DO THIS.

ADUJDKFAUIG

Whaaaaaa?!

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

aren’t they cute

yeah

they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

I want me some hellbirds! :D (that is actually quite horrifying!)

colorblindtyedye:

haganeart:

colorblindtyedye:

This is Tequila. He is a 4-month-old Cinnamon Green Cheek conure that I’ve had at my work for about two months now. He is the sweetest, most gentle bird in the world. He has bonded with every person at my job. Not a day of work goes by where Tequila doesn’t ride around on my shoulder, groom my hair, kiss my lips and clean my cuticles for me.

Today at work, I had Tequila out the entire morning, even discussed how he was molting and getting his adult plumage to my boss. I put him back to do a little work and go on break. However, sometime between 1-3 PM, somebody broke the lock off Tequila’s cage and stole him. The police were called and a report was done, but I have decided to do everything I can to get word out about this bird missing.

Tequila has beautiful light green coloring, a pale tan face, blue wings (his flight feathers are currently clipped) and a gorgeous red tail. He is banded, and the band number starts with  FFC, representing his breeder. He is friendly, sweet, and will step up on anybody who extends a finger to them.  He was stolen from the Lynnwood, Washington Petco on 196th St SW.

Please, PLEASE help reblog this and get the word out about my missing bird. He might not have been mine,but every single one of us love this little bird, and we want him back safe and sound. Help us find Tequila.

Poor little guy ;o;

Back in August, I made this post about Tequila getting stolen. It unfortunately didn’t get much reblogging - but I am reblogging it myself to share this amazing story.

We never heard anything about Tequila again - until Wednesday. I was running around like crazy, prepping for a corporate visit, when there was a page for an MOD phone call. I grabbed it up, and this is what I hear:

“This is Kelly calling from Denny’s Pet World - and we’ve found Tequila.”

See, after Tequila was stolen from our store, the thieves went to Denny’s Pet World, located about 20 minutes south from us in Kirkland, Washington, where they stole a Turquoise Green-Cheek Conure. Unlike us, Denny’s has CCTV, and they were able to get the entire theft on video - but with no leads. Denny’s called us after their bird was stolen to alert us, and we at the time told them about Tequila.

Well. In downtown Bothell (about half way between us and Kirkland), there is a bird store called Wings of the World, where they sometimes sell birds on consignment. And last week, a couple walked in with two conures - a Cinnamon and a Turquoise - to sell on consignment. The lady, who happens to be friends with Kelly from Denny’s, recognized them at once. She contacted the police, who contacted Kelly, who contacted me. She asked me for Tequila’s band number, to which I replied:

“I don’t remember it all, but it starts with FFC.”

She says, “Yep. That’s your bird.”

I freaked out. I started cheering and screaming and crying, and my boss and I basically raced around like a bunch of nut cases. Today, the birds were dropped off at Wings of the World for “consignment”, and handed over to her - and this weekend the people that stole them will be arrested for felony theft, due to the cost of the birds (over a grand together). There is a lot more technical issues here that involve the police and other things, but the point is, both birds were safely recovered.

As for Tequila…

Today, my district manager was in the store to do a routine animal walk, and my boss told him the entire story. He then said he wasn’t sure what we were supposed to do with Tequila if we got him back - since he’s now over a year old, has been away from the store since August, and who knows what they’ve done to him? And Derek mentioned in passing how much I love that bird.

And my district manager told me to take him home.

Tequila has been in a house with smokers and he absolutely reeks. He’s a bit underweight - but he remembered me. He is now in his new (big) cage, chirping away.

I am overwhelmed with happiness and amazement - because this sort of thing NEVER happens. For once, a bad story had a wonderful ending, and Tequila will now always have a place to call home <3

Such a happy ending for such a sad story!

technologyisreadytowear:

LEGO Loom Machine

LEGO

More than just a child’s simple toy. The basis is so simple. Put one block on top of another block. But the possibilities are truly endless.